Why I'm Never Playing Catto Boi Ever Again

Gameplay screenshots used are from wr0ngwarp's playthrough, albeit edited in some parts

I really don't know if this is some sick prank or something but after this entire thing, I really don't wanna play any Catto Boi games, especially Catto Boi Forever after whatever I experienced.


I bought Catto Boi Forever for 20 dollars a few days ago. Before all this, I was a very big fan of Catto Boi. I barely had any money for the games, but I saved up specifically for this one.


The description was captivating, the idea of a normal game breaking the streak of horror entries is not new, but appreciated to me.


After my purchase, I downloaded it immediately and booted it up after it finished extracting any files.

When I tried to launch the game however, I got hit with a Windows Defender warning. At the time, I brushed it off.


Most games built under the engine that the Catto Boi games are made on fall under false positives, so I just ran the game anyway.


Upon booting it up, I was greeted with this main menu screen.

I was pleasantly surprised at the options presented to me, but I was pretty impatient, so I just pressed "Go to Hub".


The game fades out, and then back in, showing the inside of Catto's house.

Catto awakens, seemly ready to eat breakfast. I move him out of the bed, to the left over to the dining table.


I interact with whatever is glowing on the table. I can't really describe what it was since finer details have been omitted out of my mind, but it seemed to be food due to Catto's reaction.

He then says something about going to check up on Big Boi, so I move him away from the table and up, seemly outside of the house.


Another fade, and Catto is placed into the Hub World.


I will try and shorten whatever goes on that is CLEARLY part of the game but I move Catto over to Big Boi and interact with him.

He tells Catto that something bad is happening related to a "titanium biscuit" and that Catto needs to help.

Catto, at first, is understandably doubtful. But after enough talk, he seems to accept, so I manuver him away from Big Boi to explore the hub world a bit more.


I don't really find anything of note, so I eventually move down and to the right to what seems like the first level.


I jump around, dash and scratch at "ferals", collect gems... even in the first level I'm already having a blast.


And this feeling retains until halfway through the level. Seemly, when the timer hit 30 seconds exactly, everything froze for a split-second before it cut to black.

And then I saw this screen.


Please note that this is a WIP. If you're seeing this, you're spoiling yourself!! Keep an eye out for future updates though :) I'll add an image here soon.

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