Image supplied by a user who wishes to stay anonymous.
Distanati, also presumed to be called Noogie Tringle by "close friends" is a currently living being.
It's intentions are currently unknown, it seems to be of mysterious nature.
As taken from a "close friend" of Distanati, the backstory is as follows:
Distanati was created in a schoolhouse as an example of lab problems, to scare children away from mixing bad chemicals.
It was not existant, but it was drawn. That was enough to will it into reality.
It was given physical form after an urn was discovered in 2012, belonging to a grandmother who passed away in 2008.
After the urn was placed into a pawn shop, Distanati, in it's embryo form, slid out of the urn without suspection and seeped itself into the earth.
Through unknown means even the "close friend" doesn't know of, after reaching the core, it was pushed through dimensions.
Eventually ending in a passageway. They specified that "it gained access at this point".
They also added that from this, it was able to stumble into random realms.
We were unable to get more out of them. They burst into tears.
As of current, Distanati does not pose any sort of danger. Containment possible if requested, as studying Distanati is needed.
If in need of containment, most likely need a containment without any interference or small cracks it can slide into, just to be sure.
It's body material seems to be fuzzy, according to a close friend of theirs.
It seems to have no blood.
It seems to have no heart.
It seems to have energy.
It is living, despite missing vital human parts.
Images supplied by users who wish to stay anonymous.
Picture of it's hand, not usually visible. Presumably cut off while it was visible.
"distanati venturing void dimension" Caption attached to original post.
Presumed to be first ever photo of Distanati.